poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing
rock the fuck out little cat
it looks like he’s directing an orchestra
↳ anonymous asked: Chris Evans or
“I like girls who aren’t so la-di-da. L.A. is so la-di-da. I like wet hair and sweatpants. I like sneakers and ponytails. I like…girls who give me a hard time, bust my chops a little.”
I watched Toy Story this week and this scene still kills me.
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"
I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep
FAKE TV MEME:
↳ THE SIREN INITIATIVE. It has always been a sad and unfortunate superstition that women were bad luck to have aboard a ship - and, as such, there have been many women thrown over the rails and into the water. But as the water filled their lungs, they finally found fins to call their own. Ruling at sea, they drown sailors in revenge for their deaths, and aid and support the all-woman pirate crew of Captain Isobel Maulie.
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This made me laugh so hard
mockingjay trailer came out today huh
so is this a joke or what
FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.